open letter to Zara

Dear Zara,

Yesterday I saw these in your store on the Upper West Side:

You're jumping on the "tribal-print" train eh? Flashy downtown trends aren't really your steez (luckily we've always had Urban for that), but you know what? I'm not mad at you, no I'm not. Ok for $50 maybe I'm a little mad, but everybody's gotta eat I guess (including those cute little Cambodian kids...maybe?). So all aboard the tribal-print train I say!! Woot woooooot!!! (that's the sound a train makes). 

Truly yours,

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