Props to Michelle, props to Beyonce...but poops to the stylist!!! From the thighs up, this outfit looks like any other Beyonce gettup:
But waitaminute!!! Beyonce, wtf is happening south of your kneecaps?!
Need a closer look??!!!
What's the dealio B?! Is this your attempt at kid-friendalizing your typically scandalous song and dance? I can't handle it, and frankly I'm ashamed of both you and Mrs. Obama for stooping so low. I'm pleased that you're trying to get fat kids to move around a little bit, but you really think they'll respect you in that florescent knee-sock/booty combo?! Get it together.