Bloggers Wear: Detachable Collars

"Bloggers Wear": Highlighting items that bloggers wear, how they wear them, and what they're thinking while they do. Today's edition: the detachable collar.

glisterandblisters, justanotherfashionblog, paniekscelenja, ftbh, outofabook (above: manrepeller)

Oh hey guys...yeah you know whatever - just chillin on the street in my detachable collar. Think it's weird? You're probably right. Do I care? Hell-to-the-nuuuh-oooohhh!! While you're off being serious and caring about trends - with your pastel monogrammed Louis bag and those heinous Prada creepers - I'm having a grand ol' time being off-trend and not giving a fuck. I take pictures with disposable cameras, sometimes I buy nightgowns from the dollar store and wear them as dresses...like, I dunno I just do random shit like that you know?!

...Huh? Oh...well I mean, if detachable collars are trendy now, I was doing it waythefuck before they were. Plus, I never pay attention to what other people are doing...I really don't care. I'm the girl who wears black with brown...I wear white year-round...sometimes I even like dye my hair out of a box or like wear reeeeally ugly granny sunglasses from the 1950's that nobody else would even touch. If I find a ring that's way too small I'll just wear it on my first knuckle...oh and also, I started that billions-of-holes-in-your-tights trend...true story.

And no, I'm not buying those new DANNIJO detachable collar necklaces...I'd sooner die than support the commodification of trendsetters.

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