5.19.2011

Bloggers Wear: Brothel Creepers (aka Creepers)


"Bloggers Wear": Highlighting items that bloggers wear, how they wear them, and what they're thinking while they do. Today's edition: Creepers.

kingdom of style, tribande joyce, fabio nugs, where did you get that

I can't be bothered by the system. While you listen to Beyonce on your ipod, I'm listening to The Clash on my discman - while you drink your coffee with a bit of cream, I drink mine black and a day old - and while you're caught up in the stilettoed hype of Louboutins and Blahniks, I can't be bothered...so I  tread around the city in my creepers. Yes, I saw that Prada came out with a pair - fuck that. Yes, I know other bloggers are wearing them - I started it. I'm the goth kid you made fun of in high school. My walls are black, my windows are painted over, and I chainsmoke while I look up flights Thailand...or anywhere but here. No I don't shop at Hot Topic or Trash and Vaudeville, my creepers are from a shithole vintage store in London. Fuck you and all your poser blogger friends...I wore these before you knew what they were, and I'll keep wearing them long after you've moved on.

To read more from the Bloggers Wear series, click HERE 

Disclaimer: If you are a blogger who has been featured on this, or any Bloggers Wear any post, please know it is with respectful sarcasm that I post and poke fun at you and your garments. All is fair in love and blogging. Peace out.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh you are RIDICULOUS with the constant reassurance of how you "don't give a fuck" and how you "started" the trends, current or old. It's a bit irritating really, and I know you "don't care" and I'm sure you'll have some snarky come back about how I must be one of the posers trying to bring you down similar to those in your past, but seriously? Grow up! I'd take your blogs much more seriously if they didn't have the mantra of "I don't give a fuck, I did it first, I'm original" and pretty much have a constant bitchy undertone. Come on, and cheer the hell up. Now, I'm done and yes I understand that if I don't like it I don't have to read it, and I won't. It's too haughty for me anyways, I'm surprised you can still manage to type when you're so busy soaking in your own ego and epic awesomeness.

Mihal said...

Oh anonymous, how very sad your comment is, and you don't even realize what a sucker you just made yourself out to be.

My "Bloggers Wear" series is entirely in jest. Like it says at the top: Highlighting items that bloggers wear, how they wear them, and what they're thinking while they do.

It's a parody on bloggers and trends.

You say: I'd take your blogs much more seriously if they didn't have the mantra of "I don't give a fuck, I did it first, I'm original" ... well my dear anonymous commenter, I'd take your comment much more seriously if your argument had any basis for reflection. Clearly you have no sense of humor or ability to read.

May the web-gods bless you on your journey in hateration.

Love, Mihal

Pauline Nina said...

I love creepers,i bought one at Primark

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