Anna Whosit?

I know this lady is supposed to be fashion royalty, but sorry - sometimes homegirl can't dress for shit. Just because you've got on some expensive names, doesn't mean you're gonna look nice:

Anna Wintour: you look. simply. terrible. I find it oh so sad that nobody on your team steered you away from this obscenely proportioned dress - that might...MIGHT...look good on an 8 foot model - but on you looks like an oversized chain-link fence shirt, sewn onto a velvet curtain cropped into a skirt. Don't even get me started on those heels.

Oh right, you're Anna Wintour, who would dare steer you any WITCH(y kitten heel) way.

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